Gotta Have a Wawa
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Published: Monday, 28 September 2015 23:54
Is it wrong that I am super ecited that tomorrow is Free Coffee Day at Wawa? Am I crazy to drive 20 minutes offshore to the nearest Wawa to my house? Hey, if the Pope can make someone born in 560 patron saint of the internet, I guess I'm making perfect sense.
Flu Away
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Published: Sunday, 27 September 2015 23:12
I might have given myself the flu with a flu shot. Shocker. Who thought this was a good idea to infect yourself with a bit of the disease you don't want? I got sucked in. It was the new pumpkin spice flu shot. Grande.
We Have the Meats!
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Published: Saturday, 26 September 2015 00:04
I went to a great cook out tonight. There was a table full of laughs, wine, and ... meats. Sausage, steak, chicken, shrimp, crab. No hot dogs or burgers here. It feels so good to be grown up. No bowl of chips. No pre-made salsa. I remember the Frugal Gourmet (Jeff Smith; prior to the sex scandal) saying that you can learn about a culture by it's food. I guess you can also learn a lot about maturity by what's on the menu as well.
Phone Home
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Published: Friday, 25 September 2015 22:48
So my buddy lost his phone. Guy found it and wanted a reward. What happened to being a good Samaratan? I mean what is the return of a retro T-Mobile phone worth anyway? Come on. Do a good deed. Get some good Karma. As opposed to calling China on somebody else's dime. And with the Pope so close by.
Pope Weekend
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Published: Thursday, 24 September 2015 00:00
It is so crazy that a visit from a religious leader can shut down an entire city. It is so unfair to those of other religions. It is so unfair to atheists and agnostics. It is so unfair to people, who just want to see the Liberty Bell, have a cheesesteak and go the funk home. Thank god nobody wants to come to Atlantic City. I have it all to myself. I just can't get a good cheesesteak here.