I'm sitting here at the poker table and guys are talking about athletes. Everyone thinks that football players are so tough. Me, I like hockey players. They are tough pups.
I mean a football player gets hurt and "Oh. Ouch. T.V. Time out." The game stops for ten minutes. Give me a hockey player any time. One of them gets hurt and they open up the actual field and slide him right out! Bam!
Or how about soccer players. They don't even stop the clock. "You're hurt? Screw you. Play with ten. Put your big girl shin guards on and play the game." I love it. Also those rugby players. They are playing football. But wearing nothing but gay boy muscle shirts for equipment. That takes guts. Plus they hug a lot. You gotta respect a guy who hugs in a muscle shirt in front of his whole country. Charlie Crist killed his career hugging Obama just the one time. Catch up America. And put your muscle shirts on.
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Michelle Tomko's comedy is a fervent blend of tomboy sensibilities courtesy of the older brothers she grew up with in the Midwest and the barrage of perimenopausal chaos the East Coast world has heaped upon her. She pulls her humor from everyday observations and classic stories of family, travel, pets, and adversity. With razor-sharp crowd work and improvisational skills to the rock-solid timing of a veteran performer, Michelle’s act is not to be missed!