So I am here in South Jersey preparing for yet another, and I quote every major news outlet around here, "weather event." Huh? What the hell is a weather event? I know what the weather is - rain, sun, snow. I know what an event is - the Super Bowl, Bette Midler in concert, the birth of a child. But when did the weather get so dramatic? It is winter on the East Coast. It snows here. It does every year. What is the big deal? Winter Storm Juno? Nor'easter?
This weekend The Weather Channel tried to scare we in this area with another Nor'easter. What happened? It rained. It rained kind of a lot. I'm from Cleveland. I tricker-treated in worse weather than that. Sheesh. Come on people. Put your big girl mittens on!