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We Are Getting Snowed.

So I am here in South Jersey preparing for yet another, and I quote every major news outlet around here, "weather event." Huh? What the hell is a weather event? I know what the weather is - rain, sun, snow. I know what an event is - the Super Bowl, Bette Midler in concert, the birth of a child. But when did the weather get so dramatic? It is winter on the East Coast. It snows here. It does every year. What is the big deal? Winter Storm Juno? Nor'easter? 

This weekend The Weather Channel tried to scare we in this area with another Nor'easter. What happened? It rained. It rained kind of a lot. I'm from Cleveland. I tricker-treated in worse weather than that. Sheesh. Come on people. Put your big girl mittens on!

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Michelle Tomko's comedy is a fervent blend of tomboy sensibilities courtesy of the older brothers she grew up with in the Midwest and the barrage of perimenopausal chaos the East Coast world has heaped upon her. She pulls her humor from everyday observations and classic stories of family, travel, pets, and adversity. With razor-sharp crowd work and improvisational skills to the rock-solid timing of a veteran performer, Michelle’s act is not to be missed!

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